Wedding invitation

How's that for a good start to a marriage? I swiped it from Of Course I Could Be On Vacation..., that also publishes a picture of an interesting gown (and another version here). I hope I'll never see them ... er, it ... before me in church while performing a wedding. Or any time, really. Slightly distracting, I think. For me, not the groom.
Was there a groom in the pictures? I didn't notice.